1 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:08,560 - Hey. - Uh, sir, your wife is very drunk. 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,480 We've had to remove her from our establishment, 3 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,080 so now she's on the streets like rubbish. 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,920 - Jesus! - Whoa. 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:16,240 Fucking open your eyes! 6 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,120 Oh, my God! 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,800 Oh, my God! Rob! 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,280 They're gonna give me a breathalyzer. 9 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,520 Wh-What? 10 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,920 I'm not gonna pass it. 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,240 What? 12 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,760 I'm sorry. 13 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,960 Your offense showed brazen disregard 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,880 for the safety of others. 15 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,960 While you claim custody would be distressing for you, 16 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,640 incarceration is the only appropriate response. 17 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:48,280 Your sentence is one of six months imprisonment. 18 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,000 You may go down. 19 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,680 District Judge Hickey 20 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,520 presiding the case of Robert Norris... 21 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,600 You're up. Go on. 22 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,720 - Zip your fly. - What? 23 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,360 Your fly's undone. Zip your fly. 24 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,640 Oh, yeah, no, it's no problem. 25 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,280 Following Mr. Norris's arrest, 26 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,199 blood was taken, and he was found to be 27 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:16,120 40 milligrams over the limit, the limit being 80. 28 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,360 - Mr. Norris. - Judge Hickey. 29 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:21,400 Call me "Sir." We're not in Kansas. 30 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,120 Sir Hickey, 31 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,360 when I was six years old, I watched my father-- 32 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,840 We don't have time for your autobiography, Mr. Norris. 33 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,960 Right. May I approach the bench? 34 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,320 I don't see a bench. 35 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:39,200 Okay, I accept full responsibility for my misdemeanor-- 36 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,720 Crime. Uh, but this incident 37 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:45,440 was entirely out of character for me. 38 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,320 I was in a very difficult place emotionally, Your Honor, Sir, 39 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:54,560 as it had not been long since I found out that... 40 00:01:54,600 --> 00:02:00,720 uh, my wife had masturbated off a young student, 41 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,920 uh, a college boy, 42 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,880 on-- on the roof of a nightclub. 43 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,120 I'm sorry. I just thought if I could 44 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,880 deflect some of the stink onto you-- 45 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,240 300 years ago, if you'd have pulled that crap, 46 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,880 I'm the one who would have been sent down. 47 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,880 With a scarlet letter on me. 48 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,360 300 years ago, you were supposed to drive drunk. 49 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,880 What, on your mule? 50 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,720 Your mule. 51 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,320 Want to drive? 52 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,439 Oh, shit. Sorry. Forgot. 53 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,040 Not allowed to because you're a drunk driver. 54 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,360 - And a fugitive. - I'm not a fugitive. 55 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,760 I turned myself in. 56 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,960 You didn't turn yourself in. 57 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,560 If you could have run away from the scene of the accident, 58 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,440 I'm a hundred percent confident you would have. 59 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,000 You wish you were a fugitive. 60 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,040 You were arrested, so you're a criminal. 61 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,760 Criminal in a neck brace. 62 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,400 What a fucking catch. 63 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,000 I mean, I feel like I'm under surveillance with Sharon now. 64 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,400 You know? It's like I never had much privacy before, 65 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,360 but now it's like Stasi level. 66 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,440 What's Stasi? 67 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,880 East German secret police. 68 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,360 Well, at least she gives a shit. 69 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,840 Most women would have flown the coop after that stunt. 70 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,200 That's true, but it's still menacing. 71 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,760 - And you haven't drunk since? - No. 72 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,280 Why not? I mean, what's changed 73 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,400 other than that pussy magnet around your neck. 74 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,400 Honestly, the only thing that's changed 75 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,200 is that I now know that my drinking could kill someone 76 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,320 other than myself. 77 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,160 I mean, I didn't care if I got hurt, 78 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,680 but I don't want to kill any civilian bystanders, 79 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,000 or my kids. 80 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,800 Well, you may not have cared if you got hurt, 81 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,720 but did you think about how lonely I'd have been without you, 82 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,160 you fat cunt? 83 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,640 Can we talk about anything other than me? 84 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,480 With pleasure. Let's talk about me. 85 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,520 - How's your new girlfriend? - Oh, I don't know, mate. 86 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,440 It's movin' at warp speed over here. 87 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,000 She wants to move in, got us a family membership at the gym, 88 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,400 which was like, whoa, there, Nelly. 89 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,520 - What's her name? - Nelly. 90 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,800 - Really? - No, it's Tanya. 91 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,600 Hey, do you want to meet her? What are you doing this weekend? 92 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,000 I have community service for the next 215 weekends. 93 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,880 At a fuckin' charity shop. 94 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,120 Christ. It's humiliating. 95 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,000 Yeah. It's probably less humiliating 96 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,240 than having to ask a judge's permission 97 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,840 to go to your wife's funeral 98 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,280 because you backed over her in the driveway, though, right? 99 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:11,280 - Yeah. - Okay, have a great weekend. 100 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,359 How did you even know I was here? 101 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,320 You told me. Or it was in your calendar. 102 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,640 I forget. Who cares. 103 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,920 Honey, I'm on probation from the state, 104 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,640 and they're doing a pretty good job. 105 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,239 I'm accounted for. 106 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,480 You need to stop following me. 107 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,440 Don't say it like that. 108 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,080 Like I'm obsessed with you or something. 109 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,760 This isn't "Fatal Attraction." 110 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,720 This is just-- There's 25 pubs between here and our house 111 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,240 that I can't trust you to walk past 112 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,880 because you're a secret alcoholic. 113 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,760 I'm not a secret alcoholic. 114 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,320 I told you that the night we met. 115 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,520 Okay, then a lying alcoholic. 116 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,040 This is inconvenient for me too, you know. 117 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,800 Seriously, why are there so many pubs around here? 118 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,239 Don't we have zoning laws? 119 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,080 It's like Pub, JD Sports, Pub, Bike Shop, 120 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:11,160 Pub, William Hale, Pub, Pratt, Pub, Pratt Pratt. 121 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,680 Pub, Pratt! 122 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,920 So, how did you guys get into the whole 123 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,880 cerebral palsy charity scene? 124 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,799 My daughter has cerebral palsy. 125 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,880 Oh. Oh, great. Er-- I mean, 126 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:27,919 it makes sense that you would-- 127 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,600 I have cerebral palsy. 128 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,920 Hey, have-- have you guys ever seen, um, 129 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,120 "Last Comic Standing"? 130 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,720 Do you guys watch that show? 131 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,560 A cerebral palsy guy did that, 132 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,200 and he won the whole thing. 133 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,200 Because, as you know, 134 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,160 people with cerebral palsy can do anything. 135 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,800 I can't drive. 136 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,440 Well, neither can I. 137 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,280 Yeah. 138 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,680 Any chance I can put my appropriate weight son on there? 139 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,600 Fuck sake. 140 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,240 You can get on the slide instead. 141 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,880 Go on there. 142 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,400 Hello. Cerebral Palsy Busters. 143 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,920 Do you want to take us for lunch? 144 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,160 I need a drink. 145 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,880 I don't know if I can. 146 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,280 They run kind of a tight ship here. 147 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,160 Nothing happens in charity shops. 148 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,960 Just ask them if you can pop to Greg's 149 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,480 for a fucking sausage roll. 150 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:42,800 Well, I had Greg's for breakfast. 151 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,320 What? You ate breakfast at home. 152 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,640 Yeah, but then I, you know, I passed one, so... 153 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:51,320 - Just ask them. - Okay. Jesus. Hang on. 154 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,360 Sorry. Uh, excuse me. 155 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,160 Hi, um, that's my wife on the phone, 156 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,600 and she's wondering when my lunch hour is, 157 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,280 um, 'cause she's on her own with the kids. 158 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,240 Oh, we don't take a lunch break. 159 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,800 We just bring sandwiches in, 160 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,840 in case there's a lunch time rush. 161 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,360 Okay. 162 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,280 Yeah, it's not happening. 163 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,960 Listen, why don't you take the kids somewhere nice for lunch, 164 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,600 you know, treat yourself. 165 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,840 Yeah. Okay. Because, as we both know, 166 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,280 lunch somewhere nice with two loud, dirty children 167 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,280 under the age of four is a real fucking treat. 168 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,600 See you at home. 169 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,080 I have my AA meeting tonight. 170 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,840 - Again? - Well, I mean, 171 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,080 you don't really graduate from alcoholism. 172 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,520 So I'm supposed to watch "Game of Thrones" on my own. 173 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:34,720 Like a pervert. 174 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,480 - Well, I-- - Fine. 175 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,440 If anything designer gets donated by mistake, 176 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,320 put it aside for me, okay? Bye. 177 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,320 Have you thought about a bit of therapy? 178 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,960 Yeah, I mean, we've thought about it, 179 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,840 but we don't really want to hear our terrible problems... 180 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,160 out loud. 181 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,080 Chris always likened therapy to taking a shit. 182 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,800 Better to do it in a therapist's office 183 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,920 than stink up your own home. 184 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,080 I can only shit at home. 185 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,160 Well, whatever works for you. 186 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,600 Can't be easy being married to a criminal. 187 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:08,680 Where's Jeffrey today? 188 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,080 He's moved out. 189 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,160 Moved in with Chris. 190 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,480 Turned down a role in a Vin Diesel movie 191 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,480 to do "Twelfth Night" at the theater. 192 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,600 God, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. 193 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,680 We fell out. 194 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,080 But I'm quite happy on my own 195 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,840 in my bachelorette pad. 196 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,840 I haven't put a bra on before 4 p.m. all week. 197 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,600 Aw. 198 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,120 Hello. 199 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,639 Rob, right? 200 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,360 Right. Thank you for-- 201 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,080 Oh, finish your biscuit. 202 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:02,280 Just wanted to say that... 203 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,320 I realized while you were sharing about your accident 204 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,879 that I was there, on Metro Street. 205 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,240 I was actually there that night. 206 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,000 - You were there? - Yeah. 207 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,360 I'm so relieved you're okay. 208 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,720 I'm not telling you this to make you feel bad, 209 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,280 but, um, I had to go to the hospital too that night. 210 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,400 I got some of your windscreen in my leg. 211 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,160 Some glass splintered and cut me, 212 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,440 if you can believe it. 213 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,519 Oh, I had no idea anyone-- 214 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,760 I'm so sorry. 215 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,360 Don't worry about it. 216 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,120 I'm just glad you found your way here. 217 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,760 A lot of people don't. 218 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,759 For me, it was losing my husband. 219 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,759 He died five years ago next week. 220 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,120 I was blacked out as usual. 221 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,160 They think I probably knocked over a candle. 222 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,519 They got me out, the fireman, 223 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,360 but they didn't reach him in time. 224 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,519 Oh, God. 225 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,720 Jesus, I'm sorry. 226 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,879 Oh, thank you, love. 227 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,120 Oh, yeah, and you said in your share 228 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,480 that you'd been listening to a lot of Radiohead. 229 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,879 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 230 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,440 Try to get better. Okay? 231 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,080 Not wank off to your little man feelings. 232 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,120 See ya next week. 233 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,520 [sighs] Jesus. 234 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:17,080 So was he, like, cooked or was it smoke inhalation? 235 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,480 I don't know. I'll ask her next time. 236 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,360 So what age is she? What'd she look like? 237 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:25,080 Mm, uh, 35, 60. 238 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:29,320 She looked sort of mousey. Mouse-like. 239 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,880 She looked like she was transforming into a mouse, 240 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,000 and then got interrupted mid-spell. 241 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,960 Wow. 242 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,320 So you've been thinking about her a lot? 243 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,760 Well, it's just I feel responsible. 244 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,520 Well, there's probably a statute of limitations anyway, right? 245 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,639 It's not a rape. She just cut her leg. 246 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,040 If she was hurt, 247 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,280 then of course we should help her in some way. 248 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,760 All I'm sayin' is... 249 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,000 was she really hurt? 250 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,400 She had to go to the hospital. 251 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,640 Had to? Come on. 252 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,519 And also, you know, you go out at 11:30 253 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,759 on a Saturday night in London, 254 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,639 you might get some glass in your leg, 255 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,480 so whose fault is it really? 256 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,920 I think we've seen it all now, yeah? 257 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,560 Let's go and get some nosh-- 258 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,840 What? 259 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,680 Can I have this? 260 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,920 Don't you have one of those? 261 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,720 - No. - Give me a look. 262 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,320 Oh, come on. 263 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,160 Let's have a look in that bin. 264 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,040 Look at those guys. 265 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,080 Huh? 266 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,360 How about this little fella? 267 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,760 I want Daddy. 268 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,480 Let me look at it. 269 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,040 What's that? 270 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,080 - Hello. - Gonna get this. 271 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,960 - Yeah? - Thank you. 272 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,040 Excuse me, uh, we're gonna be closing soon, 273 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,680 and-- Oh, hey. Amanda? 274 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,440 I was just at Vizio around the corner, 275 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,440 and I remembered you saying you're working here. 276 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,240 Thought I'd drop in and say hi. 277 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,520 And-And-- And get this. 278 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,760 Oh, just so you know, I inventoried that earlier, 279 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,000 and somebody's replaced the bishops 280 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,440 with Monopoly hotels. 281 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,120 I guess just remember bishop-hotel, 282 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,440 and you should be fine. 283 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,640 Fuckin' plastic bag. 284 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:53,920 You look stressed. 285 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:57,440 Um... it's just-- 286 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,000 You know, I feel guilty that 287 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,680 my wife is looking after the kids, 288 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,280 and I'm here folding doilies. 289 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,600 Oh, well, look. Think about it this way. 290 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,960 At least you didn't burn your house down 291 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,240 while your husband was in it. 292 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,120 - Wow. - I'm joking. 293 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,240 I mean, I'm not joking. That happened, 294 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,240 but I always think, what would God want me to do? 295 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,560 Flagellate myself in my basement for the rest of my life, 296 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:24,240 or come to places like this and help people like you? 297 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,600 You have to forgive yourself. 298 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,680 I forgive you. 299 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,200 Are you okay? 300 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,960 I guess it's just-- 301 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,840 A little dizzy. 302 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,320 Skipped lunch earlier, and between that and my leg, 303 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,000 I, uh-- 304 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,000 Could you possibly walk me home? 305 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,760 It-- It's really not far. 306 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,840 I-- Could I call you a taxi instead? 307 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,600 It's just I've been gone all day. 308 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,640 I really need to get home. 309 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:53,880 No. It's okay. I-- I get car sick. 310 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,400 It-- It's fine. I'll manage. 311 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,360 Bishop-hotel. 312 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,480 What were you doing in Dalston? 313 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,200 - What? - Did you go drinking? 314 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,400 Did you go drinking under the bridge? 315 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,920 Wha-- No! 316 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,320 The lady with the limp asked me to walk her home. 317 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,760 You walked "the glass in her leg" lady home? 318 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,640 - Well, I couldn't say no. - Oh, my God. 319 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,680 Well, her leg was hurting. What do you want me to do? 320 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,320 I want you to stop farting your guilt 321 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,760 onto some lady who's taking you for a ride, 322 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,120 by the way, I can feel it. 323 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,160 Seriously, you need to get some advice on this, 324 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,560 because this is gonna end badly. 325 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,920 You need to talk to a lawyer. 326 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,360 Get them to send a cease and desist letter. 327 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,640 Cease and desist from asking me to walk her home? 328 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,080 Do not get caught up in her shit, Rob. 329 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,040 - Don't go there again. - Fine! 330 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,720 And seriously, why am I dragging kids 331 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,120 around fuckin' museums 332 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,240 when you're working as an escort? 333 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,520 Honestly, it'd be easier if you'd just... 334 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,240 lived in China than this shit. 335 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,440 Spend what little time you have when you're not, like, 336 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,800 getting arrested or having probation hearings with your family. 337 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,240 She's a fucking fire widow that I injured in a car accident 338 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,040 that I'm trying to help out, 339 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,480 and who has a shaving of sympathy for what I'm going through. 340 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,520 Oh, please. 341 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,040 How did you know I was in Dalston? 342 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,040 - Find My Phone. - What? 343 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,520 The app thing. 344 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,600 You need to stop surveilling me. 345 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,640 Okay? I'm not planning a bank robbery. 346 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:40,000 I'm goin' to AA, I'm working in a charity shop, 347 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,960 plus my real job, 348 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,920 and I'm doing the best I can. 349 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,240 And you're just-- I mean, it's like 350 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,120 "Making a Murderer" up in here. 351 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,240 Are you trying to drive me back to the bottle? 352 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,920 Oh, my God! 353 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,520 Now I've heard it all. 354 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,720 Does that make you feel good, 355 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,920 blaming it on me? 356 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,240 It feels great. 357 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,280 Those are for Frankie's lunch. 358 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,960 Really. 359 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,080 Did he pay for 'em? 360 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,960 Or did I? 361 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,080 Oh, my God. 362 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,120 The receipt's in the bag. 363 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,480 Have a good day. 364 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,360 - Hi. - How are you? 365 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,640 Yeah, good, just gonna grab those. 366 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,080 It's just-- 367 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,880 Um, just a minute. 368 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,040 That isn't the right price tag for this pair. 369 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,320 Hm? 370 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,640 That's the wrong price tag. 371 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,400 Is it? 372 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,640 Did you swap the tag? 373 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,280 Why would I swap a tag? 374 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,800 Because these cost 150 pounds more. 375 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,840 Really. 376 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,680 Well that's... aggravating. 377 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,440 - Do you still want them? - Yes, I still want them, 378 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,799 that's why I'm buying them. 379 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,079 But I'd be grateful if you could sort it out and find the right tag. 380 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,560 You have the tag. 381 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,320 What? 382 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,000 I can only think that 383 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:28,920 my son must have swapped the tags because-- 384 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,040 Your son picked out a waist 27 jean? 385 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,640 You know what? 386 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,880 I don't know how this happened. 387 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,160 I know how it happened. 388 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,680 But y-- What's the big deal? 389 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,640 Really? You know, because next month 390 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,720 they're gonna be on sale for that price anyway. 391 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,560 Oh, I'm sorry, do you work here? 392 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,040 Because most of the time it's the fuckin' owners 393 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,640 who determine if there's a sale on. 394 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,240 Was it worth it? To get some cheaper jeans? 395 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,559 They're probably gonna be too tight on you anyway. 396 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,200 - Pardon? - You heard me. 397 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,080 You know, I could call the police. 398 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,440 And you think they're gonna put you in some nice lady cell? 399 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,000 Because you're a nice lady? 400 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,560 There's no such thing. 401 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,080 And you know where they go? 402 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,319 If you get arrested? 403 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,520 Well, they don't go with you. 404 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:24,560 Sir, my husband's an alcoholic. 405 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,440 My children don't have a father... 406 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,880 this weekend. And it's just-- 407 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,560 just really hard. It's really hard right now. 408 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,440 - Yeah? - Oh, uh-- 409 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,160 Is Amanda-- 410 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,800 See, I've got, uh-- 411 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,200 I'm sorry, are you a friend of hers? 412 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,720 No. I'm her husband. 413 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,680 Hello. 414 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,319 H-- Oh. 415 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,520 Is Rob there? 416 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,760 No, he left his phone here. 417 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,280 And a large Burger King bag. 418 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,200 Um, hold on. 419 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,320 There's an orange Fanta in it 420 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,160 and some socks. 421 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,040 - Where is he? - I don't know. 422 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,559 He left about an hour ago. 423 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,680 He left-- 424 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,920 Okay, thanks. 425 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,080 I left the money for the-- on the-- 426 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,640 Rob? 427 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,559 Rob! Rob! 428 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,480 Ah! 429 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:45,080 Mommy. 430 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,560 I'm so sorry. 431 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,480 I had to pick up my phone from the charity shop, 432 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,320 and then by the time I-- 433 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,920 Okay. 434 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,480 I'm okay. 435 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,160 Can I help you? 436 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,440 Oh, uh, I was looking for Rob. 437 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,800 Oh, he's-- he's not home. He's-- 438 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,760 May I, uh, come inside and wait for him? 439 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,640 Um... 440 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,000 Do you know what? Let me get 441 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,319 the push chair inside. 442 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,480 Uh, you-- you know, actually, um-- 443 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,280 Let me give him a call, 444 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,760 because, uh, I can tell him that-- 445 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,560 Hey! What the hell? 446 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,720 Did she hurt you? 447 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,520 What? No, I fell over. 448 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,799 You cannot come here. You cannot come to my home. 449 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,320 Why are you angry? I don't understand. 450 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,920 I just met your husband. Okay? Your alive husband. 451 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,160 You know, you might not get jail time 452 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,320 for burning somebody in a bullshit story, 453 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,000 but you should at least get a fine. 454 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,480 I mean, are you even an alcoholic? 455 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,920 Is your name even Amanda? 456 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,240 It's probably fuckin' Joan. 457 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,960 You called it. My smart wife. 458 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 She fuckin' knew. 459 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,000 Rob, maybe we could talk about this somewhere in private. 460 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,160 Never come near me and my family again 461 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,200 unless you want to take another trip to the hospital. 462 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,440 That's too much. Come on. 463 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,200 I'm sorry. Okay? I didn't mean that. 464 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,040 I'm sorry. Have a good evening. 465 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,920 I'm sorry. 466 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,080 Yeah, you should be. 467 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:40,800 Because that scared everyone, me, limp lady, the kids. 468 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,600 And the neighbors. 469 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,840 Mike Walsh just called and asked if we were okay. 470 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,800 - What'd you tell him? - I told him to give me back my cordless drill. 471 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:52,840 I am sorry. 472 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,640 Can I ask you something? 473 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,400 Were you unhappy the whole time? 474 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,120 Like when we had that weekend in Margate. 475 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,640 Were you unhappy in Margate? 476 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,120 What about when we went to Whipsnade Zoo? 477 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,560 Were you drinking in Whipsnade Zoo? 478 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,120 No, why-- why would I-- 479 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,840 Well, you weren't happy. 480 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,240 You didn't love being a dad and a husband enough 481 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,960 to not drink vodka in the basement. 482 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,840 Honey, those things can co-exist. 483 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,160 Did you ever drive with the kids in the car 484 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,640 when you were drinking? 485 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,200 No, God, no. I would never-- 486 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,200 Oh, so just with me, then. 487 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,480 Honey, I-- I need you to try and trust me again. 488 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,600 Just so you don't worry or panic 489 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,960 when you don't know where I am, 490 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,800 and feel like you have to track me. 491 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,480 I'm not doing that 'cause I don't trust you. 492 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,240 Well, then, why are you? 493 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,360 Because I get scared when I can't see you. 494 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,120 Okay? 495 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,800 I had to look at you in the mangled wreck of a car. 496 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,800 From the time it took me to run from that shitty pizza place to the car, 497 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,000 I thought you were dead. 498 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,520 Oh, honey. 499 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,400 Ah-- 500 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,320 Just don't die on me. 501 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,440 The kids would be fucked if you die first. 502 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,800 Well, I mean, 503 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,360 they'd be way more fucked if you died first. 504 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,560 Don't know about that. 505 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,000 I don't feel like much of a mother right now. 506 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,080 I got caught stealing today. 507 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,880 From a shop. With the kids. 508 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,480 Like a meth head. 509 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,280 Might have got arrested. 510 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,840 Why are you laughing? 511 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,480 Because that's like a garden variety cry for help. 512 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,440 Well, then, help me. 513 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,640 Answer my cry for help. 514 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,440 What'd you steal? 515 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,960 A dinosaur pillow and a pair of jeans. 516 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,520 Oh, well, then it's just a matter of time 517 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,200 before the SWAT team gets here. 518 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,720 Fuck off. 519 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,440 Check out Bonnie and Clyde here. 520 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,400 I'm so sorry. 521 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,080 I just-- I-- It's the neck brace. 522 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,680 - Oh. - I'm sorry. I just-- 523 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,720 Shall I turn around and then you can-- 524 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,800 - Uh, sure. - 'Cause then I don't-- Yeah. 525 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,720 Wait, no, sorry, sorry. Now I can see you in the mirror. 526 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,640 Wh-- Uh-- Should I turn the light off? 527 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,920 Yeah, that'd be great. Sorry. 528 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,200 Thanks so much.